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Merry belated christmas you filthy animals


System Tumours 2!

The ‘One year wonders’ are back and doing what they do best! this time with even better footage, more laughs and more damage!

If you were unfortunate enough to miss the first System Tumours, you will be able to grab it again in December!  


Loose lips sink ships

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Caught in the act.

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Some B*stard sh*t down my chimney

(N.Morgan) You have to wonder what this guy did to tick someone off this badly. Wow! A Scottish householder returns home to find that some idiot has took a shit down his chimney. Mike Williams is furious as the chimney had only just been cleaned.. Mike raged: “I was just getting home from work when a neighbour ran up and said they had seen a wee ned (Scottish for ruffian) shitting down the chimney. “He’s even taken a wee photo on his phone.

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When I open the door the smell was incredible. “The wee bastards’s shite had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! “It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There’s no way it’ll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? ‘Och, a ned shat down the chimney’? “If I get my hands on the little bastard I’ll kick him so hard in the arse he’ll never sh*t again.” A source at Grampian Police said the crime was “Unpleasant and unusual”.

SMT Vs Jason Derulo

Typical naughty antics from the SMT lot, leaves the public stunned!